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Marvel at Midnight
At first I was like, I won’t post this, it’s possibly a spoiler. Then I saw it literally everywhere, so I figure I’m good to post. I’m sure it will be in the trailers, but I have no clue how this will play out in the movie or who Iron Patriot is…
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THE IRON PATRIOT IS IN IRON MAN 3!!!!!!!! :O
Reading Marvel comics, even the scant bit that I’ve read, has taught me that Tony Stark may be a super genius, but Steve Rogers is a lot smarter.
SORRY TONY.
OHHHHH SNAP. YOU SAID IT NOW. I think Civil War taught me Steve=awesome Tony=Poophead.
AHEM!
Life Lessons I (Veronica) Learned From Civil War:
1. If the King of freakin’ Wakanda thinks it isn’t too good of an idea. IT IS NOT TOO GOOD OF AN IDEA.
2. If a rich, playboy-esque, powerhouse of a man asks you to tell the world who you really are. DO. NOT. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DO IT. YOUR MARRIAGE WILL BE RETCONNED AND LIFE WILL GET VERY, VERY HARD. PRETTY COSTUME OR NOT, IT ISN’T WORTH IT.
3. If you do anything and everything to avoid a war among supers, the war will probably happen.
4. Pick a side. Stick with it.
5. Don’t trust Frank Castle. Ever.
6. Or Tigra.
7. Go to France to avoid war.
8. Don’t try to recreate a God.
9. Don’t let kids like the New Warriors try to take down villains they aren’t ready for.
10. If a war among you and your supers does ignite; go neutral. Join the X-Men. Or chill and meditate with Doc Strange in the middle of nowhere.
FIN
Anti-Reg for life, though chilling and meditating with Doc Strange in the middle of nowhere is tempting.
Pro-Reg because it spites Captain America.
Pro-Reg because it just makes fucking sense, you idiotic hippies!
Are we seriously advocating personhood of animals now?
That’s like the entire marketing strategy of anti-meat.
No I’m not.
Sometimes it’s a parent.
Just throwing this out there… I could eat a baby with little to no remorse. Does that make me a bad person?
why can’t we have him?
You know there’re these things called Zeitgeist Tapes that they give to political leaders that are basically digestible pop culture reference tapes. It’s to give the voters the idea that the Prime Minister or the President know what they’re talking about and are “in touch” with their constituency. So, basically, you’ve been lied to and just blindly accepted it. Well done, you’re the typical voter.
So, apparently I’ve got some people following me that I didn’t know about. Just wanted to say thanks, you guys.
“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.”
- Henry Rollins
THIS! Oh my God, THIS!
txas:
Detective Comics #838…Alfred has always been one of my ALL TIME favorite characters.
As crap as the art is, I love the fact that even though Nightwing is right there it’s Alfred who takes out one of Ra’s Al Ghul’s top assassin-henchmen. I want an Alfred!
